Does the Human Repair call-in show.
A cargo robot from before The End. Left dormant for 100 years, XT was activated by the first Jet Pack Cops. She has developed an intense interest in human psychology.
Cliff’s father was a traveling merchant with a small home in Oldenburg. While traveling, he came across a woman who was separated from her cannibal tribe. He brought her home and cared for her, trying to make her a domestic wife. But her wild heart could not be tamed, and she left soon after Cliff was born. Cliff’s father never recovered, becoming a degenerate alcoholic. Cliff grew up on the streets and was saved from his life as a street thug by the Jet Pack Cops.
From The Bonepatch. She’s a strong and capable veteran. Very cheeful and calm.
Vermilion "Frankie" HuangseEdit
Vermilion, known to everyone as "Frankie", grew up in a rich family in Leslie from the upper 'Chrome' caste. She is friendly and upbeat, but takes her job very seriously. She gave Sarah Bugra (a member of the lower 'Bland' caste) the nickname ‘Booger.’
Tepa co-hosts the segment Tech Talk/OldenWays.
Horrace co-hosts the segment Tech Talk/OldenWays.
Raised and educated in Oldenburg, Horrace is whip smart, but maybe not as smart as he thinks. He knows a little bit about ancient technology.
A simple farmboy from Bandolier. Burt is kind and friendly.
A slick, athletic, handsome young man from Russett. Rocky is a champion knife-thrower.
Born in the village of Eastden, outside The Accord. Mutants surprise-attacked his family, killing all but Rook. Rook traveled alone across the Great Mountains and found shelter with the Jet Pack Cops.
Sarah "Booger" BugraEdit
"Cooky" Bernie owns his own trading shop, Cooky Bernie's Come & Trade. He is a gregarious, though manipulative, merchant.
The lead scientist at Toyco's Child Research and Funtime Labour Camp.
Hannah has tried several times to distribute a newspaper throughout The Accord, but geography, apathy and government resistance have always stopped her. The reconstruction of the radio transmitter allows Hannah the opportunity to revive the long dead tradition of investigative journalism. Hannah is deeply suspicious of both The Council of Elders and the Jet Pack Cops.
An excitable commentator of stashball games.
One of The Accord's two practicing lawyers. He has folksy wisdom and a silver tongue.
A very old man who saw the broadcast tower fall in a storm 60 years ago. Very grumpy and ready to die.
Lisa “The Wozz” WazzleapchekEdit
A serious stashball journalist and The Accord's official stashball referee.
Savvy businessperson who owns a series of salons which offer Dirtsight, the practice of telling the future by digging a hole and examining it.
WW, or "Double-double-U" is a wealthy grain merchant and the mayor of Bandolier.
A citizen who calls in to Human Repair to complain about their life as a pony-brusher.
A plainspoken common man who often calls in to XT-3000’s radio show.
A pretty psychopath. She enters the End Day Survivor Pageant and makes it to the finals.
Oleg is the president and CEO of the Tar Corporation.
Chip Sliggins is the bar tender at the Bonepatch World-Class Spa and Resort.
Sally "Lady" GrisEdit
Does Winterbody's Wasteland Wisdom segment.
Dick Winterbody is a resident of the truly horrible settlement in The Bonepatch. He prides himself on being able to survive anything, dismissing all luxury as ‘a waste of calories.’
A prominent resident of the Beuajeuxlais side of Dustown.
Does the Folklore with Billie segments.
A native of Dustown on the Beaujeuxlais side.
The daughter of Jet Pack Cop Clemence Fiddledown.
A traveling musician, who knows many folk songs.
An official Dustown hillbilly.
Hillbilly#2/Jilly Joe ChongEdit
A casual Dustown hillbilly.
Leslie Pigment Factory RobotEdit
A pigment stirring robot down in the tunnels beneath the Leslie Pigment Factory.
A young and noble Abnorm living in Mutantown.
Does the Abnormal Devotional segment.
An ordinary Abnorm.
Another ordinary Abnorm.
An innocent Abnorm who was going to be burned alive in order to end a Darkstorm.
Brother Mathias’s rebellious Abnorm daughter.
A graphic designer and dodger of the Stashball Draft.
A local boulder-mover. Not a welder.
Outside The AccordEdit
The nominal leader of all of the cannibal tribes.
Smooth talkin’ person who reads ad copy.
Sings terrible ad jingles.
A citizen of The Accord who calls into XT-3000s show Human Repair for help with their chewing addiction.
CHEWSTIX! Testosterone DudeEdit
The extreme, high-octane spokesperson for CHEWSTIX!.
A crazy hermit who lives alone in the wastes and may have fallen in love with himself.
Danny, Dusty and LaylaEdit
Culinary processor's at Aunty Bulma's Clockround Eatery.
Suburban parents used in Toyco commercials.
The official spokesperson of Feldman's Chewin' Root.
A creepy little kid who makes they're own dolls out of dried gourds.
Grim Reaper/Victor BarbeauxEdit
A snooty butler featured in the Sticky Cricket Drinking Sauce commercials.
A spokesperson for high end products like Dogheart Dogcarts.
A person who climbs mountains without the aid of Captain Schmelli's Good Time Bear Spray.