Products[]
Aunty Bulma's[]Aunty Bulma's Full Service Funerist and Clockround Eatery is described as "full circle bereavement dining". People bring in their dead loved ones - and eat them. Aunty Bulma's ads feature the Victor Barbeaux.
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Captain Schmelli's Good Time Bear Spray[]An aerosol spray made with six natural irritants used to defend against bears. MOTTO: |
CHEWSTIX![]A new chewing product designed to be a competitor to Feldman's Chewin' Root. It aims to be a hip-er, more modern chewing experience. It's ads feature the CHEWSTIX! Testosterone Dude. MOTTO: |
Chuang Chi Chicory[]A hot chicory beverage purported to relieve a huge number of digestive ailments. MOTTO: |
Cooky Bernie's Come & Trade[]A trading post run by master haggler 'Cooky' Bernie. MOTTO: |
Crabby Crab's Crab Shack[]A crab restaurant on the banks of the Only River. MOTTO: |
Dogheart Dogcarts[]Makers of the finest luxury dogcarts in The Accord. They have a fancy showroom in Oldenburg. Their dogcarts include the Zed Class and the Ambassador Series. MOTTO: |
Feldman's Chewin' Root[]A very old product with a long tradition, Feldman's ads trade on masculine nostalgia. It is described as being tumblescrub roots that are hand-selected by their master rootsmen, baked and then dry-aged. Their ads feature the Feldman's Cowboy. MOTTO: |
Grandma Murray's Willow Concoction[]A cure-all tonic. Described as containing willow bark and white mold. The Willow Concoction spokesperson is star stashball player Crash Johnson. MOTTO: |
Harry's Hammers[]Harry is a depressed, self-doubting man who runs a hammer business out of the village of Leslie. Harry admits that you can get better hammers elsewhere, but appears in his own commercials anyway. MOTTO: |
Salt[]Mr. Saltzman of Russett leads a salt co-op which owns almost all of the salt in The Accord. Mr. Saltzman appears in his own ads. MOTTO: |
Smilenol Old World Toothpaste[]Smilenol is a dental paste made up of ground-up teeth. The makers of Smilenol claim it will haunt your mouth with 'vital tooth energy'. MOTTO: |
Sticky Cricket Drinking Sauce[]A sauce made out of crickets that is to be drunk, never used as a sauce. It is described as rich, with a warm flavour. Its advertisements feature Jeeves the Butler. MOTTO: |
Tar[]The Tar Corporation of Bill's Pit has an exclusive contract to extract tar from the tar pits. This tar is used for cooking, heating and construction. The CEO of the Tar Corporation is Oleg Gupta. MOTTO: |
Toyco[]The Elder Council's child research and funtime labour camp. Toyco is a government orphanage that designs toys based on experiments they perform on the orphans. Their products include Candles for Kids. MOTTO: |
UR-EEN[]Powdered drink crystals that turn ordinary water into urine. MOTTO: |
Vasco Weapons[]The Vasco company makes quality weapons including crossbows, bendy knife and accuspear. MOTTO: |